Why Doesn't God Write Stuff Down?

By his own admission, George gets a helping-hand ruling America when God whispers to him.  I'm quite sure Osama Bin Laden also gets messages from the almighty.  Question: Is it the same God and is it the same message?  Common in western theology is the concept that there is but one god.  Let's assume there is.  Would he be mischievous enough to whisper different messages to different people.  I suspect not.

The only conclusion here is that everyone gets the same message, but they interpret it differently; VERY differently.  To the best of my knowledge, except for the odd chiselled-commandment, God left it to others to put his thoughts on paper.  If only he wrote the rules down himself, we could put our own interpretation on things, rather than receiving everything second-hand, complete with the obligatory spin.