"He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, senseless brutality, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be part of so base an action! It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder."

  Dont say you love somebody and then change your mind ... Love isnt like picking what movie you want to watch.

"Oh, so they have internet on computers now!" - Homer Simpson

"What I see in Nature is a magnificent structure that we can comprehend only very imperfectly, and that must fill a thinking person with a feeling of “humility.” This is a genuinely religious feeling that has nothing to do with mysticism" - Albert Einstein

"To thine own self be true" - Shakespeare

"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think." - Dorothy Parker

There are too many quotes to choose from, but I chose these for my high school yearbook quotes.

"Nothing worth having comes easy." I got it from the tv show Scrubs, but it very well could have originated from somewhere else.

"Laugh often. It is good medicine." -Lord Byron 

My favourite quote is a little different in that it has not yet been delivered [ unless it was by someone else and I didn't know about it ]. In my will. there is a message for my loved-ones to be read at the appropriate time...

"I AM THE MEMORY, NOT THE ASHES" - Cosmos, date unknown.

I have a couple:

"Open your eyes, Clevinger. It doesn't make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who's dead."~Yossarian, Catch 22

"It doesn't make sense. It isn't even good grammar. What the hell does it mean to disappear somebody?" ~Yossarian, Catch 22

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler."~Albert Einstien

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius — and a lot of courage — to move in the opposite direction.'~Albert Einstien 

I suppose if we can count bathroom wall writings as quotes, then I have two:

"I'll be right back."

                   - Godot

 and

"Dyslexics UNTIE"

                   - anon