Description: Whores and charity, Huebel says.

Transcript:  If I had a billion dollars?  Oh, man.  Whores.  No.  I actually don't need a billion dollars so what I would do is, like, give it away to charities and some-- I would try to knock out, like, one problem, like, I don't even know.  That's not enough to feed the world but maybe, like, clothes for everybody in the world.  I would buy clothes.  Just knock that out.  So now everyone has clothes.  That problem is solved.  And then, just to be a jerk about it, I would, like, tell everyone that I did that, like, look what I just solved.  That problem is non-existent any more thanks to me.  I'd be one of those assholes that, like, tries to get a lot of publicity for, like, doing good things like Richard Branson. 

Recorded on: 4/1/08