Re: If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

Description: The power of facial hair.

Transcript: :  If I could have any superpower, I would like to instantly be able to grow facial hair, like, different designs of facial hair just to sort of obscure your appearance, you know?  Like, so if you fuck up and do something wrong, poof, full beard.  People are, like, oh, where'd that asshole go?  I don't know.  He's gone.  There's a guy with a beard.  It's not him.

Recorded on: 4/1/08