I'd like to punch Steven Colbert straight in the gut, but I think Conan O'Brien might have beaten me to it. I had a good mind to stop by the National Portrait Gallery and piss on his painting on my way to the John.

Actually, I don't have anything against Colbert; it's alright if he wants to be a cocky little bastard for Comedy Central, I'm not judgmental. He's even quite entertaining at times.  

I learned about Big Think from his show as well. He bashed Moby in the same interview, hilarity ensued. I don't The Report much, or much TV at all for that matter, but he came through for me that night.

On the other hand, I think I should punch a friend of mine in the gut. He won't ever shut up about The Colbert Report or Colbert's AmeriCone Dream. Then again, he never shuts up about anything. I would do it, but then he'd want to grapple for a while.

Anyways, It's a good site. I'd like to see some improvements, but I'm not totally sure that this site is for me yet. Eventually, I'll submit some suggestions that will hopefully make the site easier to navigate.